You know what killed off the dinosaurs, Whateley? We did. In one barbecue.

My ideal reader is me. And yes, my ideal reader comes with me and is forgiving.

If it's true that every seven years each cell in your body dies and is replaced, then I have truly inherited my life from a dead man; and the misdeeds of those times have been forgiven, and are buried with his bones.

The only people I ever get irritated with are the ones who announce, using my Twitter handle, that they are no longer following me and why.

There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks.

If you, as a parent, raise your children well, they won't need you anymore. If you did it properly, they go away.

I know that the way to be a really successful writer is to write the same kind of book over and over again. Find the kind of thing that people like and just write one of those over and over again. I don't do that. I just keep doing different things.