Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder.

I suppose Roger [Ruskin Spear] had the license to do anything that fitted the venue.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn.

When we did Top of the Pops for the third time, we decided to do it as a television program here called Come Dancing, which is not as rude as it sounds.

But I mean, again, Zappa's far more musical than the Bonzos ever were.

And Roger was crazy with his robots and everything.

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