When we did Top of the Pops for the third time, we decided to do it as a television program here called Come Dancing, which is not as rude as it sounds.

I think most musicians do like to have a laugh.

And Roger was crazy with his robots and everything.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder.

But I mean, again, Zappa's far more musical than the Bonzos ever were.

But we used to go to flea markets and things, and look for old 78 records that had silly song titles.