When we did Top of the Pops for the third time, we decided to do it as a television program here called Come Dancing, which is not as rude as it sounds.

But we used to go to flea markets and things, and look for old 78 records that had silly song titles.

As I said, when we needed to move over to rock'n'roll, Sam and Vernon couldn't quite make the shift. So that's when Larry took over on drums, and we needed a bass player.

Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder.

I think most musicians do like to have a laugh.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn.