I am the first male member of my family for about three generations who can have reasonable confidence in expecting that I will leave this earth with more or less the same number of fingers, hands, legs, toes and eyes as I had when I was born.

At various times in the next 20 or 30 years I think it reasonable to anticipate that I will be among the leadershp of the Labour Party, but as far as being leader, I can't see it happening, and I'm not particularly keen on it happening.

Arthur Scargill is the Labour movements nearest equivalent to a First World War General.

The Parthenon without the marbles is like a smile with a tooth missing.

They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow.

Compassion is not a sloppy sentimental feeling for people who are underprivileged or sick... it is an absolutely practical belief that regardless of a person's background, ability or ability to pay, he should be provided with the best that society has to offer.

You cannot fashion a wit out of two half-wits.