He's easily the most well-adjusted former child star in the room, please welcome... Jason Bateman.

I enjoy darker sardonic wit more than knock-knock jokes. I spent the first healthy chunk of my career playing all-American, pleasant, average, nice people, so it's fun to have some complications there.

I was a big fan of how Johnny Carson hosted awards shows. Dick Cavett, as well, I think did a really great job of providing a nice blend of comedy, wit and class.

I'm having a ball. I just walk in, make some funnies and walk out, no pressure.

Thankfully I've been quite lucky in my career, but it's always good to re-evaluate things and think about what else you want to do.

Rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love.

I need to stop carving out four-hour chunks to do random things and go home and watch my children grow up.