He's easily the most well-adjusted former child star in the room, please welcome... Jason Bateman.

I think when dance is mediocre, it's painful. But when dance is really impressive, it destroys.

My favorite time to dance is at, like, wedding receptions, when it's all ages and everyone seems to be having fun.

I would not dream of taking on Tobey Maguire. Plus, he's a talented and nice guy, and I have nothing but nice things to say about him.

If I wrote a musical it wouldn't be about me. Although I do some magic, so it would probably be about a magician who appeared and re-appeared all over the place.

I did enjoy singing the song, called "The Count", which is Count Olaf's big song that he sings to the kids when they first arrive with his henchpeople. He wrote it himself, and he thinks he's really, really talented, and it's a terrible song. So we had to learn intentionally bad choreography... We did these almost Lady Gaga-ish kind of movements, which were just awful, but that made me laugh

I'm having a ball. I just walk in, make some funnies and walk out, no pressure.