To me, the highest expression of life is art with jokes. It's very rarified, very difficult to accomplish if you want to be more than just funny, and more than just jokes about human gaseousness.

You can surrender without a prayer, but never really pray without surrender. You can fight without ever winning, but never ever win without a fight.

While I believe in all that freedom, I also believe that no one should suffer needlessly.

Don't try to change Doofus, let Doofus change you.

Could hell be a place where there is no self-respect? A place where people have no pride in their own existence or behavior, and thus would have none for anyone or anything else?

You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice. If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill. I will choose a path thats clear. I will choose Freewill.

The ones we wish could hear us have heard it all before.