Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.
Once you start compromising your thoughts, you're a candidate for mediocrity.
If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.
I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.
I don't use computers... I'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand.
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.