Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.

A lot of your personality is formed before you're 12, obviously, but only a few of my plays use characters from my childhood. The more mature plays are affected only by my adult experiences.

I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.

Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today.