Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today.

Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though.

Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.

I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple

I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.

I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.

Writers feel like a middleman, standing with pen in hand over the page. A force greater than me stands above telling me what to write. That may sound romantic, but that's how it feels.