Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today.

I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple

People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

I don't use computers... I'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand.

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though.