Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.
Neil SimonThere are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.
Neil SimonI understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.
Neil SimonEveryone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.
Neil Simon