If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.

I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.

Writers feel like a middleman, standing with pen in hand over the page. A force greater than me stands above telling me what to write. That may sound romantic, but that's how it feels.

I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.