In life, people tend to wait for good things to come to them. And by waiting, they miss out.

God is on the side of the winner.

Men are not dogs. We merely think we are and, on occasion, act as if we are. But, by believing in our nobler nature, women have the amazing power to inspire us to live up to it.

Alcohol has never caused anyone to do something they didn't want to do. It only enables them to do what they've always wanted but have instead repressed.

If there was anything I'd learned, it's that the man never chooses the woman. All he can do is give her an opportunity to choose him.

I want to learn martial arts," he said docilely, "so when I want to kill someone, I can do something about it.

A pick-up artist gave me a good piece of advice: the three most important things in a relationship are honesty, trust and respect, and if you don't have those, you don't have love.