If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for 30 days because they get infections... Males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.

See, when I smoked pot it was illegal, but not immoral. Now, it is illegal AND immoral. The law didn't change, only the morality… That's why you get to go to jail and I don't.

The secular elites are so terrified of telling the truth about radical Islam. When you talk about the radical Islamists, we have got to get straight and get serious and talk about it in the right way.

You have to give the press confrontations. When you give them confrontations, you get attention; when you get attention, you can educate.

Governor Romney may be running for CEO, I'm running for President

White man racist nominee would be forced to withdraw. Latina woman racist should also withdraw.

It may just be because I get homesick, but I have concluded Washington's cherry blossoms are just plain overrated.