Being single doesn't mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
Red Bull doesn't give you wings, it just makes ya sick.
A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!
I want a girlfriend who can eat like me
Cause I'm Irish, and everyone remembers me.