Sometimes, the girls hug all boys except me, and I just smile, but it hurts.
I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy.
Dreams do come true, believe always. I dreamt every night of becoming a singer
I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.
The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.
Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.