If I was in a horrorfilm I’d die first, because I would have no idea what’s going on.
I wonder if anyone thinks of me when they can’t fall asleep at night.
I'm an emotional guy, so I don't have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up.
I'd date a fan as long as she didn't scream in my face.
I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.
When I have time off, all I want to do is do nothing.