The type of girls that would sleep with you in a heartbeat aren't the type of girls I'd want to take home anyway.
Every now and then you have like a realization moment where you get goosebumps and think, “I am literally the luckiest person in the world.
I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.
Words will be just words till you bring them to life
I won't date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.
I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.