If it were legal, I'd marry food.
Frankly, I don’t care what others say.
I've not actually been on too many dates.
A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!
Do you think anybody knows that I'm Irish?
Fans always ask me to marry them so I'll have a lot of wives