I'm the most carefree, happy person you'll meet.

I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.

Cause I'm Irish, and everyone remembers me.

I’ll always defend the people I Love.

Frankly, I don’t care what others say.

I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I've blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I'm not even sure it counts as a kiss.

I want a girlfriend who can eat like me