I love being in bed almost as much as I love food.
I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.
I don't know, it's odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don't ask, do it. I'm just a regular guy
Our band will never change , we will always be 5 singing idiots .
I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.
I won't date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.