I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.

I was a little stunned that we didn't get a coloring book with this menu.

My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

It's not a British attitude to dedicate yourself to such an extent as he [Wilkinson] does... He is such a dedicated so-and-so who only thinks about booting it over the posts

The word is control. That's my ultimate - to have control.

Now we know everything about golf equipment. A player doesn't have to know diddly about golf clubs, because we know what a golf club can do and how it can fit to you. I hate to harp on my era because people don't like that, but 30 years back was so different. I didn't have maxed-out clubs. The clubs now are amazing.