I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.

You have to get lucky. Whether that's a good captain's pick, or two rookies combining for five points, if you get that, those are points you really aren't expecting.

Tempo is the glue that sticks all elements of the golf swing together.

John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him.

My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.

When you are playing great, it's wonderful. Because you and your partner just want to go out and go (rubbing hands together) 'Who we got?' and off you go. But when you're playing badly, or your trust is dented, or your self-belief is gone, it's the worst (freaking) week in the world!

I was a little stunned that we didn't get a coloring book with this menu.