My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.

You have to get lucky. Whether that's a good captain's pick, or two rookies combining for five points, if you get that, those are points you really aren't expecting.

You've got a fairly good idea as to what the questions are going to be. But how to record the best answer is another matter.

It's not a British attitude to dedicate yourself to such an extent as he [Wilkinson] does... He is such a dedicated so-and-so who only thinks about booting it over the posts

One thing America hasn't had is good partnership.

When it blows here, even the seagulls walk.

Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots.