I'm sure people would argue this, but I want to be different in everything I do. I don't think I've been the same in anything I've done, and I want to keep that up.

I would be happy living on a massive ranch in Montana and not seeing anyone except my friends and family.

When I was younger, I jumped out of a moving car. I would do anything. Now, being a father and knowing the political state of the world, there are certain things which potentially could be religiously volatile that I would probably avoid, but not much.

I don't regret anything that I've turned down, and I don't regret anything that I've done, really.

I wanted to write rather than do anything else. But 'cause I left school at 15, I didn't know what a noun was, still don't.

If you think about America, it is about getting your backpack on and heading out.

I'm comedy's forgotten nearly man.