Eight years ago, I was a waiter, and I didn't have a pot to piss in. And now...? It's like I said to my wife: I love the fact that, if I was in a restaurant and Steven Spielberg walked in, I could go up to him and say, 'Hey, mate, how are you?' I think that's pretty amazing, actually.

I'd like to play the voice of the Iron in the Monopoly movie.

I'm not good at meeting people, and I'm not good at small talk.

I am a hard house freak and I don't care who knows.

The older I get, the less I remember.

It's a very special thing when you go and get to work with your best friend every day.

I love Twitter; I'm on Twitter quite a lot.