He's at the chocolate teapot end of the competency scale.
So now what? What happens when words fail us?
One could argue that most of the trouble in the world is caused by introspection.
When even the scrupulously detached BBC is exhorting us to talk to God, you know something is going on.
Record stores can't save your life. But they can give you a better one.
But then, that was the trouble with relationships generally. They had their own temperature and there was no thermostat.