Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don't think that's extraordinary. I'm a normal American. We love eggs and meat and potatoes and gravy.

You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.

I'm a very intermediate sax player, but now that Rob Lowe is on my show, I had to cop to him. Like, 'Dude your ridiculous fake sax playing [in St. Elmo's Fire] inspired me to pick up a horn.'

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

The ultimate disguise is nothing. Nudity.

Whatever it is you like to do, that's the sexiest part of you.

The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.