Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.

I spent a lot of my youth working outside in the elements, and I kind of revel in defeating tough weather.

My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.

My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus.

I learned the word non-conformist in fourth grade and immediately announced that I would grow up to become one.

Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.

Auditioning for television shows - to find a guy who has a lot of experience as a laborer is a bit of an anomaly. We do exist. I know several other actors who have made their living, instead of a waitress job, framing houses or blacktopping roads.