The fact that I have a job that people even watch is an incredible gift.

If you always have something in your life that you're trying to improve upon, then every day you have a reason to get out of bed, and you have a reason to achieve something and feel good.

Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.

If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?

When I got to Los Angeles, I started building cabins in peoples’ yards, building post-and-beam structures and cutting the joinery for those.

I've had to learn and discipline myself that I'm much happier and much less depressed if I give myself a project. It's just that simple.

Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.