Your dreams are always going to seem much more profound to you then they are to your friend.

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.

Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

It's hard to swallow when people say, "Oh my God, you're a master of something." I say, "No, I'm actually a student of that. I could turn you on to websites for 25 masters, and you'll quickly see that I am their disciple."

I have a corn creamer that I love. It extracts pulp and juice from kernels, and I simmer that down into a creamed corn that has an almost mashed potato-like consistency. I add butter and hit it with chopped fresh chives at the end for an accent of color.