I am a saxophone player.

Shut your damn mouth.

I'm opposed to a lot of the time that we as a civilization have come to spend looking at screens. For my money, life is much delicious damn near everyplace but inside that screen.

If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.

Only when you get into TV and film, do people really want you to be a 'specialist'.

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist.

I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic.