Jobs that require a suit upset me. They displease me much, as our world is rife with such superficial conformity.

Shut your damn mouth.

When I was in high school, I would perform every year in those plays and there was something I really loved about it. But I was completely unaware that you could sort of get into an acting career.

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza. I love a slice when I'm in NYC, but it's like eating a Slim Jim compared with a filet mignon. One slice of Gino's East stuffed sausage pizza is a bigger meal than an entire New York pie.

I really bridled when Parks And Rec became popular and woodworking publications wanted me to do stuff with them.

I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don't hunt. We're not gun folk.

My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus.