Jobs that require a suit upset me. They displease me much, as our world is rife with such superficial conformity.

A lot of people find themselves in the entertainment business - or perhaps society steers them toward it - because they're beautiful.

It's hard to swallow when people say, "Oh my God, you're a master of something." I say, "No, I'm actually a student of that. I could turn you on to websites for 25 masters, and you'll quickly see that I am their disciple."

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.

There's a lot of common sense ... which I feel like we have lost touch with.

Actually, I'm not super-kickass at a lot of things.

I don't get nominated, and I have to say, I've probably gotten the greatest mass of press in my life through not getting nominated. It's definitely been a winning situation as far as I'm concerned.