Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

It's rare that I've read a script where I'm like, "Oh, my god, it's hilarious!" All you want is a good skeleton and good characters. Then, you can go, "Okay, I can bring a lot to this. I can improvise and I can create something out of this."

The key to comedy is commitment - if you're afraid, you shouldn't be a comedian.

It's hard to give someone advice when you're an institution. I don't really put a lot of pressure on it - I'm just open to doing stuff that's challenging.

I was always pretty good at adapting to my situations. My act was never that inside, where it was like, "Okay, they're either going to get this or they're not."

I have no problem doing gay stuff, I really don't care.

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.