To enjoy and give enjoyment, without injury to yourself or others; this is true morality.

Women see faults much more readily in each other than they can discover perfections.

Living is a sickness to which sleep provides relief every sixteen hours. It's a palliative. The remedy is death.

Every day I add to the list of things I refuse to discuss. The wiser the man, the longer the list.

If taking vitamins doesn't keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.

In the fine arts, as in many other things, we know well only what we have not learned.

He who leaves the game wins it.