The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.
Thought consoles us for all, and heals all. If at times it does you ill, ask it for the remedy for that ill and it will give it to you.
Stupidity would not be absolute stupidity did it not fear intelligence.
Success makes success, like money makes money.
There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.