I thought that somehow your life would be much different when you're famous... and it's not. You just buy more stuff.

It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.

If you want to be an actor, you need to learn how to act first, even in sketch comedy.

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.

Part of me wanted something bloody and really fun.

There just are not a lot of overweight people in Hollywood.

I thought that somehow your life would be much different when you're famous... and it's not. You just buy more stuff.