When I look back to when I had my first son, I was unhappy. I couldn't understand why the weight wasn't just falling off.

If you want to be an actor, you need to learn how to act first, even in sketch comedy.

Part of me wanted something bloody and really fun.

My mother, she's like, She can work on herself.

When you are mad at yourself, you are mad at everybody.

I'm friends with Hank Azaria. We were on a show together 800 years ago, and we laugh every single time.

I thought that somehow your life would be much different when you're famous... and it's not. You just buy more stuff.