I have an extra set of eyelashes because you never know. I could cry or laugh, or it could be windy, and I'll need a standby pair.

I feel like it's better to see a sermon lived than it is to hear one preached.

No one's playing records anymore, so find your favorite and frame it, then get rid of the rest - try selling or donating them.

If there is someone in your life who is not serving you or making you better, give yourself permission to move on.

I say God is kind. So many people want to do what I do [comedy] for a living, and so he didn't have to choose me. So I don't take all the credit, but I do know that I love what I do, and I see it as a gift.

I didn't start out about weight loss. I was very tired and my energy was low. This is my second go-around in love, so I want to make sure I'll be around to enjoy it.

People who can make you laugh can make you cry.