I have an extra set of eyelashes because you never know. I could cry or laugh, or it could be windy, and I'll need a standby pair.

No one's playing records anymore, so find your favorite and frame it, then get rid of the rest - try selling or donating them.

I say God is kind. So many people want to do what I do [comedy] for a living, and so he didn't have to choose me. So I don't take all the credit, but I do know that I love what I do, and I see it as a gift.

I feel like love is the thing we were created for, yet it's the place we struggle the most.

I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift.

Don't go telling yourself you're in love with the man he could be; you gotta love the man standing in front of you right now. Simply put, love the person not the potential! Otherwise, he will always be disappointing to you. And whose fault is that?

The adage 'a family that prays together, stays together' is so true.