The John Birch Society is Communism's greatest ally. With its help we will divide and confuse the American people until they have lost faith in their Government, their nation has ceased to be a major world power, and their country is ripe for revolution.

The USA and USSR will only agree when shrimps learn to fly.

Gagarin flew into space, but didn't see any god there.

What the scientists have in their briefcases is terrifying.

I know what I say at times is not very diplomatic.

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to heal, so that you can skin them again.

Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river.