Without Spam, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army.

Any fool can start a war, and once he's done so, even the wisest of men are helpless to stop it - especially if it's a nuclear war.

We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within.

I don't understand the music but I certainly understand the girl singer!

You Americans are so gullible. No, you won't accept communism outright, but we'll keep feeding you small doses of socialism until you'll finally wake up and find you already have communism. We won't have to fight you. We'll so weaken your economy until you'll fall like overripe fruit into our hands.

He was a crystal of morality among our scientists.

The press is our chief ideological weapon.