I think I'm as content as one can be.

I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it.

The only thing better than succeeding is watching people you know fail.

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.

I've always wanted to appear in a 3-D Movie, that's always been a goal of mine. If you appear in a 3-D picture you are a shoo-in for an Oscar. There's no competition.

I think I'm as content as one can be.

There is just so very much I can't do. I don't drive, for one.