I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.

When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.

I've been living out of a suitcase for over a decade.

You're not too good for the sleep mask-neck pillow combo! You're not too cool for it!

I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.

I think girls in general need to be more complimentary... It just makes people feel better.

No guy is ever gonna be like, 'Well, I'm not into her because she just doesn't seem into me!' That's never been a complaint for why a guy doesn't like a girl. Ever! That's an attractive thing, so always err on the side of aloofness.