I forgive my mom for being a psycho and my dad for being a loser.

Some girl asked me for an autograph and I asked her why, she said because she admires me. I said she should see a shrink. Then she started crying and I started laughing.

The trouble with asking questions is you sometimes get answers you don't wanna hear.

Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue in New Orleans on Mardi Gras = bad idea!

I look back at things I said when I was younger - it was bulls - t. You do what you have to do to go where you have to go, but I look back and I don't believe what that guy was saying.

There's really only one true path to recovery that's using the 12 step program and finding a belief in something greater than yourself (spirituality).

Alcohol, acid, cocaine... they were just affairs. When I met heroin it was true love.