When you've tasted excess, everything else tastes bland.
Don't waste your death on a half assed life
I can't make anybody happy, so I try my best to be good at what I do
Sometimes I think I should just buy a blow-up party doll. Same level of intelligence, plastic, and full of air. The problem is, I'd probably fall in love.
You want to love unconditionally everything you do, or don't do it.
Some girl asked me for an autograph and I asked her why, she said because she admires me. I said she should see a shrink. Then she started crying and I started laughing.