When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.
They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.
I don't pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!
When you're famous you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full Madonna kit - it doesn't work: my stupid face is too big.
It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!
When you're a kid and someone's an artist, you think of Leonardo da Vinci. You don't think that's a job; you just think of a man with a beard painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.