I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

No means yes in grasshopper language.

I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.

Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.

I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.