There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean?

I don't fall into the category of tortured artist. But it's not made me more or less anything.

I envy drummers. It must be the ultimate to sing and play drums at the same time. Phil Collins, no wonder he's so f... happy.

I do all the work so it's only right that I should get the most money. Plus I am the most handsome.

I'm used to people being a mile away. That suits me. It's more nerve-wracking playing in front of people who are two feet away from me.

I don't have the genetic make-up of a frontman, but I'm learning how to do it.

I like being famous. It can be a bit of a pain but you get free food in restaurants and people send you clothes.