I love the satisfaction of living in a world on a Wednesday where a song didn't exist that you're going to create on a Thursday that's going to change somebody's life, possibly, you're creating that from nothing.

Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her for some bizarre reason, I don't know why. She doesn't even have a good name. It's a stupid name, Kylie, I just don't get it.

There's no new direction. It's not more poppy or more rocky. They're just rock'n'roll tunes. I'll never change the music I write.

It is hard to be modest at times like these so I won't even try...you are all shite!

There's not enough good things in the world.

It'll be nice to know that every gallon of petrol a Manchester United fan buys is going into our kitty.

Phil Collins sold five times as many records as I did. Does that make him nearly as influential as I am? Nope.