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My wife would say I'm not romantic at all, but I would say that I'm the ultimate romancer because I write about... life being brilliant.

Why is the rest of the world so overcrowded? Nobody lives in America! We're all squashed up on top of each other in London.

The fate of the African continent does not f-ing depend on a load of f-ing musicians in Hyde Park singing f-ing s-t songs to kids.

You can't afford to think about what might have been. You just be aware of what is.

We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world.

I don't much like 'Wonderwall,' but the effect that song has on people, I can't deny it.