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We were able to provide housing to all who need it. We've had incredibly generous offers from alumni for housing.

America is a really delicate flower that needs a lot of attention.

American sports are quite masculine. And football - although it's still played by men all over the world - football compared to American football is quite feminine in its artistry. And there's no padding. It's America's loss, though.

I do all the work so it's only right that I should get the most money. Plus I am the most handsome.

If I ever get to go to the moon, I'll probably just stand on the moon and go 'Hmmm, yeah...fair enough...gotta go home now.'

It's the first time I'm going to be on my own this Christmas and I'm really looking forward to not having any cards or decorations up. So I'll be in London, sit on my couch, arms folded, curtains drawn, having a drink.