Next year I hope to get a stalker or two because I don't believe you've arrived until you get a stalker.

It'll be nice to know that every gallon of petrol a Manchester United fan buys is going into our kitty.

Twenty years from now, will we listen to Lady Gaga? No. She might think she is making a stand for the freaks and the weirdos. But they're not going to have any decent music to play, are they?

When you're in a band and there's five of you, you have to accommodate five people in every song.

I don't fall into the category of tortured artist. But it's not made me more or less anything.

I just think Radiohead are f-in' miserable bastards.

You can't put a load of rockstars up on a stage and expect to wipe out global poverty. That's ludicrous.