Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts.

Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years.

America is a really delicate flower that needs a lot of attention.

Take the time to make some sense for what you wanna say, And cast your words away upon the waves. Sail them home with acquiesce on a ship of hope today, And as they land upon the shore, Tell them not to fear no more. I'm not saying right is wrong, It's up to us to make the best of all the things that come our way. Cos' everything that's been has past, The answers in the looking glass. There's four and twenty million doors On life's endless corridor, So say it loud and sing it proud today.

Gone are the days when Virgin Records was owned by Richard Branson, a fan of music. Now they're all owned by some guy who bought it off some guy who bought it off some guy who wants a return on his investment.

Phil Collins sold five times as many records as I did. Does that make him nearly as influential as I am? Nope.

I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.