It is hard to be modest at times like these so I won't even try...you are all shite!

I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.

It's not about being upset about the things you might have said or done yesterday, which is quite appropriate at the moment. It's about looking forward rather than looking back. I hate people who look back on the past or talk about what might have been.

Don't lay a finger on me eyebrows or I'll sue you f...

I don't like being on television when I'm playing live. I don't even like being on Jools Holland or any of them programs.

Women have nine months more experience than you do - nine months to prepare for being a parent.

Every song that I play I wrote by myself.