It is hard to be modest at times like these so I won't even try...you are all shite!

I've got a fleet of cars and I've never had a driving license, ever.

My kids have got to work themselves around my life, not the other way. That's how kids become brats, if you're there staring at them all the time going, 'Are you alright?'

Women have nine months more experience than you do - nine months to prepare for being a parent.

I hate that Alex [James] and Damon [Albarn]. I hope they catch AIDS and die.

Americans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I've been to a lot of shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to take off me shoes and throw it at the lead singer.

Great music is in the ear of the beholder.