You can never have too much butter - that is my belief. If I have a religion, that's it.

We weren't meant to have futures, we were meant to marry them. We weren't meant to have politics, or careers that mattered, or opinions, or lives; we were meant to marry them. If you wanted to be an architect, you married an architect.

Food became, for dinner parties in the sixties, what abstract expressionism had been in the fifties.

Everybody I know who goes out and plays a little softball, they break their leg.

What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us.

We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is 'knowing what your uterus looks like'.

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.