If Sigmund Freud had watched Phil Donahue he would never have wondered what women want.
That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.
The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries.
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
One of the great things about movies is that it's just that short period of time. It's a bubble. The last thing you want to know is that Elizabeth and Darcy had a fight over how to treat the servants!